Opheliet's Landfill

Writer, reader, procrastinator. I drink too much caffeine, don't get enough sleep, and I'm pretty sure my cats are secret agent spies. If you knew them, you'd agree.
Recent Tweets @

mrbigode:

Cats do not like fruits

(via pizza)

babygoatsandfriends:

lawebloca:

Video

I’m glad this now exists.

smitethepatriarchy:

therothwoman:

blairellis:

this never gets old

I met the creator of this a month ago and he said he got a lot of hate mail from dudebros who thought that he was a woman complaining about these problems.

Gold.

Bolding mine.

(via cleolinda)

"What is this place?" —
"The town of Spectre. Best-kept secret in Alabama!"

Big Fish — dir. Tim Burton (2003)

(via cleolinda)

voldemo:

"your password is weak"

You’re the weak one
And you’ll never know love, or friendship
And I feel sorry for you

(via yahighway)

andrysb24:

sodamnrelatable:

noirandhotchocolate:

hohohoenn:

iconic video of my childhood

I can’t reblog this without providing a link in case anyone doesn’t know what this is.  Because everyone should know what this is, I feel.

Memories of college freshman year flash before my eyes.

Holy shit, flashback time.

(via pheebsishere)

obsessedwiththeroyals:

George throwing a bitch to the floor

(via pleatedjeans)

(via pizza)