Opheliet's Landfill

Writer, reader, procrastinator. I drink too much caffeine, don't get enough sleep, and I'm pretty sure my cats are secret agent spies. If you knew them, you'd agree.
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Fred Rogers Acceptance Speech - 1997

Always reblog Mr Roggers

I’m so fucking honored to be from where Fred Rogers is from. Like damn, if there’s anybody who really was a hero, it’s him.

Mr Rogers :’) 

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Far From You by Tess Sharpe Giveaway!

Hey y’all, I’m giving away two signed copies of FAR FROM YOU (with a few extras thrown in!). One copy will have my notes and thoughts about the book scribbled in the margins, and the second copy will contain a handwritten short story about what happens to the characters after FAR FROM YOU ends.

To enter, all you have to do is reblog this post, or tweet a link to the giveaway with the hashtag #farfromyou. This is an international Giveaway and it ends on Monday, April 21st and the winners will be announced on the 22nd! 


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Motherfucker, if you put a Pilot G2 in my vicinity, it doesn’t matter what color it is it will end up in my purse. I’ve got a drawer full of black ink refills at home, that baby will be mine.

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Im not allowed outside after dark because i outshine all the stars and the moon so baby sea turtles always end up flocking to me

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"i don’t like to eat late snacks at night, it’s not healthy"

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not just for novel writing, but for a massive day job project. 


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do not fall in love with people like me.
i will take you to museums, and parks, and monuments, and kiss you in every beautiful place, so that you can never go back to them without tasting me like blood in your mouth. i will destroy you in the most beautiful way possible. and when i leave you will finally understand, why storms are named after people.

Calm down John Green

'do not fall in love with people like me'

don’t worry i won’t

Destroying people is not romantic. Destroying people is not beautiful. If your ex can compare you to a storm, that is not okay.

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*curls around female characters* *hisses protectively*

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Pray for rain but brace for whiskey.

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//cats & boxes

are you fuckin kiddin me

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